How Not to Drain An Above Ground Pool

Whilst researching various styles of above ground swimming pool I came across the following demonstrations of how not to drain them:

The Redneck Way
Just drive your pickup through the pool:

The Fat Dude Way
What did he do? Nice dive for a fat guy.

The Testosterone Approach
Pity about the narration

The Friendly Neighbour Technique
I’m so glad I don’t live next door to these guys.